Housefly enjoying the xmas mood also

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SOP-QA;QC 10001 The of eating Anaconda

Title: SOP-QA;QC 10001 The Art of eating Snake

Objectives
To define the standards and types of snake eating and try not to get caught

EHS (environment, health and safety) concerns
Eat at your own risk.
No matter wad type of snake u eat. The consequences of snake eating might be:

1. Reduction of bonus
2. you might not get promoted
3. your pay might never increase again
4. Go pack your locker

Procedures

1. One must always be well prepared to eat snake.
2. Always be ready and have a place to hide your snake.
3. Know the surroundings and the working schedule and habits of your boss and Co-workers
4. When other ppl are eating snake, go eat wif them.
5. When other ppl are not eating snake, dun tell them if u are eating snake.
6. You may begin to eat snake.

Calculations

Standard Working Hours = 8 hrs
Lunch Breaks = 1 hrs
Tea breaks = 15 mins
Toilet breaks =30 mins
Water Breaks = 30 mins
Smoking breaks = 30 mins
Kay siao walk around breaks =10 mins
Other ppl break also follow them breaks =15mins
Carry boss balls breaks =10 mins
Stretching breaks& eye rest breaks = 30 mins

Total amt of breaks =3 hr & 20 mins
So working hours =4 hr & 40 mins

Conclusion

No matter how much Snake u eat, u will most likely asked to pack locker if caught.. So do your best eat as much as u can..

Waste ppl money...

Wa lan.. some ppl in singapore is sure too free and earn too much money liaoz...

http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/316113/1/.html

They rename The Singapore Science Centre as Science Centre, Singapore.

WTF sia... think how much money they going to spend to change road signs and such...
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